Tuesday 30 April 2013

Huddersfield railway station revamp begins

Huddersfield commuters were facing a squeeze today - but this time not due to the increase of ticket prices!

Arseholes fail to blow up twats in foiled Dewsbury bomb plot

A shower of incompetent arseholes failed to blow up a set of twattish bastards in Dewsbury in a failed bomb plot, a court found yesterday.

Monday 22 April 2013

Ex-Town chief gives same post-match comments for 300th straight game

Ex-Huddersfield Town boss Simon Grayson marked the 300th consecutive game after which he gave the exact same press conference, a new Football League record.

Tourism chiefs hail "Yorkshire canyon" plan

Yorkshire tourism chiefs have hailed a Huddersfield project which is set to give the town a major boost in visitor numbers.

Sunday 21 April 2013

Police hats "counted out and counted back in" as Town win

Huddersfield Town overcame a spiritless challenge from Championship strugglers Miwawwww at a full to the brim McAlpine stadium on Saturday. In a game attended mostly by police and stewards Mark Robins' Terriers eked out a 3 - 0 win against their Metropolitan Police hat stealing opponents.

Friday 19 April 2013

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Town face Millwall as police seek to justify their overtime and existence

Huddersfield Town face Millwall this coming Saturday, a fixture which will go a long way to sealing each clubs fate in the Chamionship. With so much at stake The Scrutiniser asks 'is it safe to be in Huddersfield on the day of the game?'

Thursday 18 April 2013

Massive middle finger displayed on Town Hall

Town Halls across Kirklees yesterday replaced the usual flagpole and Union Jack arrangement with an enormous middle finger as former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher was buried in London.

Joy for Moldgreen as another non-take away closes

Good news for the Moldgreen area as another shop becomes available to be turned into a takeaway.

Tesco plans unaffected by £2bn profit

Tesco today pledged that their plans in Huddersfield remain unaffected by their massive profits.

Seventh town centre branch of Greggs to open inside a Greggs

Bakery chain Greggs, following on from gaining permission for a sixth branch in Huddersfield town centre, have announced details of their plans for a seventh.