Local news website the Scrutiniser was today scurrying round desperately for anyone with a tangentially linked experience to the royal offspring as they attempt to fill space.
All the news from the Huddersfield area that's not fit to print
Monday 22 July 2013
Wednesday 10 July 2013
Country told to review life sentences reviews life sentences. Society remains intact.
A country told by the European Court of Human Rights to start reviewing what were previously whole life sentences without possibility of parole has started reviewing them and has found that society hasn't totally broken down into a lawless morass.
Locals braced for surge in Jason McCartney articles as Parliament goes into recess
As Parliament heads for the long summer recess, locals are being urged to prepare for a huge increase in the number of articles in local news outlets where Jason McCartney appears, smiling while doing pointing at things.
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