Local news website the Scrutiniser was today scurrying round desperately for anyone with a tangentially linked experience to the royal offspring as they attempt to fill space.
Monday, 22 July 2013
Wednesday, 10 July 2013
A country told by the European Court of Human Rights to start reviewing what were previously whole life sentences without possibility of parole has started reviewing them and has found that society hasn't totally broken down into a lawless morass.
As Parliament heads for the long summer recess, locals are being urged to prepare for a huge increase in the number of articles in local news outlets where Jason McCartney appears, smiling while doing pointing at things.