Monday, 31 July 2017

Friday, 11 December 2015

Scrutiniser editorial: Will Hewitt, a rebuttal

Rival Huddersfield new outlet the Huddersfield Daily Examiner today published an article in which Huddersfield University graduate Will Hewitt submitted an argument about the recent spate of plans for more and more student flats in town.
Hewitt's argument suggests that to be against this type of development is to be against students. With headlines such as 'Entire fucking town to be turned into student flats' we took the suggestion slightly personally, but this is both a false dichotomy and emphatically not the case.

Wednesday, 9 December 2015

Fucker parks massive fucking truck in town - people go fucking mental

Some fucker parked a massive fucking truck right in the middle of St George's Square today as townsfolk proceeded to go fucking mental for some reason.

Wednesday, 25 November 2015

'Entire fucking town' to become student flats

Huddersfield planners and developers have agreed a formula for the future of the town and the solution is to turn the entire fucking place into student flats.

Thursday, 8 August 2013

Yorkshire & Humber MEP calls you a racist misogynist

Godfrey Bloom, elected as a member of the European Parliament for the Yorkshire And The Humber region in 2004 on the back of a tiny turnout, yesterday attempted to bolster his support for the forthcoming European elections by calling his constituents racists and misogynists.

Monday, 22 July 2013

Desperate local news website seeks people with tangential link to someone else's baby

Local news website the Scrutiniser was today scurrying round desperately for anyone with a tangentially linked experience to the royal offspring as they attempt to fill space.