Wednesday, 9 December 2015

Fucker parks massive fucking truck in town - people go fucking mental

Some fucker parked a massive fucking truck right in the middle of St George's Square today as townsfolk proceeded to go fucking mental for some reason.

People were queuing for up to three-quarters of an hour to see the fucking truck, as if they'd never seen a massive fucking truck before, while assorted pedlars sold pieces of terrible fucking tat nearby.

Oblivious to the fact the streets were still fucking open, people who wanted to see the fucking truck frequently got in the way causing traffic problems in the town centre, particularly around the tea-time rush.

The fucker who parked the fucking truck there is believed to have been hired to do so by a dictator-collaborating, anti-trade union bunch of fuckers who purvey a particularly distinctive brand of brown, sugary goop who like to think they own a public holiday. The twats.

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